Oscar Night, My Favorite...

Truth is, I don't give a rat's rump about the Oscars, or the blubbering speeches the winners give, or what poor lady committed the most heinous fashion faux pas. Do not care.

What I DO like is sushi. Big heaps of it.


And I like wearing a wig and chilling with the ladies.


(Everyone else was doing there hairs up right nice with lots of gel and rubber bands, getting fancy like them stars on the telly. Me? I couldn't do that on account of not having enough hairs. So I borrowed me a wig. It smelled funny, but sure looked sexy, eh?)