Two Jokes - 9.19.2006

You know that joke where the ketchup bottle makes a gross noise while you’re squeezing it and when it does you look sheepish and say excuse me? Apparently, that is cross cultural. Mama said that last night.

She’s teaching me how to make her salsa picante! The secret ingredient is ketchup!

And I said my first Spanish joke! It was about an hombre de Nantucket.

(kidding)