Microbus

A Microbus is like the kid brother of a chicken bus.

It has the form of a VW Vanagon and the spirit of one of those grim Russian KGB cars you see in 80´s movies. (You know the ones that look like they´ve got Frisbees for wheels, but boy-howdy can they ever scoot?)

Got that pictured?

Now add 14 glitter-coated stickers to the dashboard and windshield. Hang one of those stuffed cats with the suction cup paws from the ceiling where the rear view mirror should be. Put flame decals on the gas pedal. And finally, pull out the seat belts.