I recently bought a fancy-pants camera, a Nikon D40x. Now I'm kind of like a teenager with a Ferrari... just completely out of my league.
Still and all, it's fun to play with. Here are four of the shots that I like.
Our bamboo on a windy evening.
Our Buddha head.
The alley off Otis St.
The tree on Park St. near Mt. Pleasant.
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Playing Around With My New Camera |
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Heritage = Pork Rinds + Lawn Mowers + Dragon? |
Shenandoah valley again. Man, do I love that place.
So THIS go 'round brought us to the Page County Heritage Festival in Luray.
Has anybody else noticed that "celebrate heritage" has somehow come to mean "line up your old tractors"? Page county has gone a wee further, including not only old tractors, but also old riding lawnmowers. Not that I can mock that too much. I really like the old machines. Check out this beauty.
Another part of the county's heritage is that it was once attacked by a giant purple dragon. Luckily he was tamed. Now he can attend the festival like everyone else.
And then there were the Hi-Horse Cloggers. This seems like the Appalachian version of Riverdance, doesn't it?
After the festival, we wandered over to New Market and tramped around anther civil war battlefield, as is our wont. Well, my wont anyway. Nicole wonts nothing to do with it.... except to ride the cannons.
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Ah, Boston. I miss your musk. |
Here's the quick and dirty on my trip to Boston last weekend, including some 100% must-see videos.
1. Tom and Jane were delightful hosts. I kept them up past their bedtime, and probably behaved worse than the title character from Problem Child, but they graciously absorbed my antics and returned them with nothing but kindness and an ample supply of Cherry Coke.
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2. The Massachusetts Bay Transportation Association can bite me.
I had a lovely Friday planned with my friend Curt up in Gloucester. Basically, we were going to play video games all day long. Wii, Guitar Hero, probably some Martian killing games... it was going to be awesome. But then my bus was wicked late, and which made me just miss my subway connection. So then I forked over $25 to have a cabbie drive me Dale Earnhardt style through the streets of Boston to the commuter rail station... where I missed my train. By 3 minutes. The whole day was shot.
A curse on both your houses, MBTA. A curse on both your houses.
3. Clutch Hitting Saves the Day. Tom pulled some strings so that I could rejoin my old co-ed softball team for one more glorious run. I repaid him by muffing a two-out line drive... an error that ultimately led to 5 more runs for the other team. Oops. BUT, our team came up with a bunch of clutch hits, including the game-winner by my good friend Amy who laced a walk-off single into left.
4. I will NEVER allow myself to be videotaped while singing karaoke. Fortunately for us, others aren't nearly as shy.
5. Tara was a gorgeous bride. Corey was a gorgeous groom. The bar was open. Wheee! Congratulations guys!
6. Hurray for guy time. Here was the line up for Sunday at Jeff's house: Watch football, eat, drink, play football, eat, drink, watch baseball, eat, drink, play poker, eat, drink, drink, drink, drink, play Wii, drink, watch rugby.
7. Sometimes you just have to get up on the roof and dance. It looked like these people were warming up for Brazil's Carnival. Boys in white playing some sort of mamba rhythm. Girls dressed like peacocks shaking what god gave them. Bless them all.
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New Job |
Not much time to write tonight... just thought you all know that today was my first day at my new job. It's a super cool preschool that provides great wrap-around services, including medical and dental help for the kids and ESL programs for parents that need it. I'm sure I'll write more about it later, but here is the link to their website. (A website I'll soon be improving.)
One other thing. Our office is right by a music venue. Today's headliner? Wailin' Jennings. Tomorrow's is Micheal Bolton. Sweet.
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Football vs. Soccer |
For almost a year now I've been meaning to write about my trips to see the Xelaju Super Chivos, the football team that calls Quetzaltenango, Guatemala home.
(FYI: "Chivos" are goats. "Super," I think, means super. Put it together and you get the Super Goats.)
Really, my goal was to translate all of the incredibly filthy things that the crowd yells/chants/sings about the opposing team.
I mean, I could just paraphrase and tell you that in the crowd's mind, all the opposing player's mothers are... um... women of ill repute. And so are the player's sisters and wives. And also the players themselves. Except the players are all attracted to men. Especially the goalie. He's REALLY attracted to men.
But that really wouldn't cover it, because the beauty is in the details. And in the passion with which these messages are conveyed. A passion that sometimes includes pyrotechnics and flaming, airborne objects. (Fire brands for everyone! Now throw them! Huzzah!)
It's a passion that is fueled by a lot of booze.
But it looks like I'll never get the chance to write that all up. So here are some videos that you should compare and contrast. The first is from a recent D.C. United soccer game that I went to. The MLS is getting better. The game was actually pretty good. And a few hundred - maybe even a thousand - of the fans were very passionate. We joined their midst for the second half of the game and had a jolly good time.
But HERE are the videos that I pieced together from my trips to see the Super Chivos. See the difference?
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September 17 is A Good Good Day |
That's two "good"s.
One good for being Nicole's birthday. A second good for being the date on which we met last fall. (We didn't start dating until mid October, but what the heck. We'll just celebrate then too.)
We had a little party to celebrate, with Nicole whipping up some sinful truffles and surprisingly potent espresso martinis to wash them down. Merriment was had.
Then, after a somewhat sluggish morning, we zipped out to the Shenandoah valley again, this time taking the Skyline Drive south towards the center of the valley.
Near Luray we stayed in a "cabin" - one of those L.L. Bean versions with satellite TV and a jacuzzi. Not that I'm complaining a bit - 3 cheers for jacuzzis - but is that really a cabin? Where I come from, it's not a cabin unless it has an outhouse.
Semantics aside, it was a lovely to get away from the city together. A LOT has happened over the last year, and it was great to sit in a nice, quite place to think about it all and to be happy.
Oh, and we saw this Preying Mantis! To this and all other bugs I say "bleh."
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Read It. |
Vast sums of taxpayer money are pouring into the coffers of US contractors in Iraq -- but that money isn't being used to make things better for anyone but the ultra-rich in the US.
Link to the Rolling Stone article.
(Discovered on boingboing.net.)
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And While We're At It... |
...here's another post from BoingBoing.net for all of you still interested in Guatemala.
James RodrÃguez: revisiting genocide in Rabinal, Guatemala
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A Good Summer Read |
I'm adding this book to my reading list.
Speaking of which... have any of you watched The Good Shepherd? If not, give it a shot. It's more methodical than suspenseful and you'll need some snacks to get through it, but it's fascinating none the less.
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Pulled directly from Boingboing.net:
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Psychological "torture bible" published in 1961 reappears onlineHombre sin nombre tells Boing Boing:
If you were to begin researching interrogation, interviewing, and brainwashing techniques, you would eventually notice that one particular interesting-sounding volume appears over and over again in the relevant bibliographies: something called The Manipulation of Human Behavior, published in 1961 [by John Wiley & Sons].
Based on the compelling title and the fact that just about every publication in the subject area cites it, you would then probably try to seek it out for yourself--only to discover that it has never been reprinted.
Then you'd find out a bit more: the book is a compilation of seven research reports, and funded at least in large part by the United States government. You can even track down the table of contents online, and your jaw may drop when you read the chapter titles:
* The Physiological State of the Interrogation Subject as it Affects Brain Function
* The Effects of Reduced Environmental Stimulation on Human Behavior: A Review
* The Use of Drugs in Interrogation
* Physiological Responses as a Means of Evaluating Information
* The Potential Uses of Hypnosis in Interrogation
* The Experimental Investigation of Interpersonal Influence
* Countermanipulation through Malingering
These articles were written by the people who were paid by the US government, mostly in the 1950s, to research brainwashing and interrogation techniques by giving people drugs, placing them under sensory deprivation, hypnotizing them, etc. etc. Many of these experiments essentially involve torture and are likely to be widely regarded as highly unethical. This is fundamental research, and if there was any followup research done, it has not yet been published for public consumption.
This book is of enormous historical importance, and yet is largely unavailable. If you live in the United States, this is some of what your government was up to in the fifties. I doubt that their funding of these ideas stopped with the publication of this volume.
Link to copy of the complete text.
This book was referenced in a popular post from 2006 on the political blog Daily Kos: Link to "Frankenstein's Children: Modern Torture's Scientific Bible."
It's also available in scanned form on Questia.com, but I find that website a total pain in the butt to use.
Amazon shows a few used copies if you're so inclined.
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Oh, Shenandoah. |
One thing that keeps striking me about DC: all these famous Civil War era locations are just a stones throw away. This weekend's destination was the Shenandoah valley. It's only 60 miles from DC but it was a key strategic piece in the war, and man is it gorgeous.
We got off to a late and stupid start.
Late, because we both had work stuff to wrap up. (Nicole was winging the last few pages of a grant proposal and I was submitting my resume to a few dozen more openings.)
Stupid, because we somehow managed to take all the things we didn't need (namely, all our camping gear even though we knew we were staying in a hotel) while forgetting to take the one suitcase with all the things we did need (clothes, toiletries, shoes, etc.)
I don't know how this happened. Nicole doesn't know how this happened. It just happened. But it made for a fun moment in the hotel parking lot.
Me: Hey, you know what we forgot?
Nicole: Um, pretty much everything?
Me: Yeah. Everything.
Luckily, the lovely town of Front Royal comes equipped with a Big K, which met all our needs. And right next door to the Big K was a Dollar Tree. I don't know if this makes me a grownup or what, but at some point I became very impressed by all the deals at the Dollar Tree. Nicole's right there with me. Actually a little bit ahead of me. I was just browsing around with my jaw down (A pizza cutter is only a dollar? What country's kids made that?) and the next thing I know, she's prancing down the isle toward me giggling maniacally, eyes all dilated, whispering "A dollar! It's all only a dollar!"
Twenty bucks later we set off for a walk around Front Royal. We hit a sweet bookstore and got these two gems for 10 cents each. This Hunter book is the one where he goes underground after a radical on the run - and comes up with murder. That should be fantastic.
And if you can't tell why this book is awesome, well there's just no helping you. (America's fastest growing racquet sport! Man, I love that part.)
Once we hit downtown, there were lots of memorials honoring the fallen Confederate forces as well as the Confederate victories. Anyone interested in learning about what happened in the valley during the war should check out this site.
The next morning we returned downtown for breakfast at a wonderful little diner by the name of L'Dees Pancake House. And by wonderful I mean 2 pancakes, 2 eggs, 2 pieces of bacon and 2 sausage links for $4.50. In DC that's like a $35 dollar breakfast. For those of you from Michigan, this was basically a Virginian version of Duane's... except at Duane's you can't get scrapple and at L'Dees, you're almost obligated to.
The hike was gorgeous. It was about 10 miles long, with a healthy amount of elevation change, but nothing too crazy. The forest was open hardwood that had recently been thinned by a fire. The Overall Run stream ran over a rocky bed from the ridge to the valley floor. There was a beautiful overlook towards the end of the loop, and then a chance to swim right at the end. Awesome.
(It's the Overall Run / Heiskeell Hollow trail at the end of VA 630 if anyone is interested in replicating.)
Here are a few photos I took.
Two less-than-ideal events occurred towards the end of the hike. First, I developed some lovely blisters from my sandals. Second, I must have stepped on a ground wasp nest or something because I was stung by three wasps in quick succession. (I haven't been stung by a wasp in quite some time... that freaking HURTS!)
So we went on a brisk, arm-flailing, 5-minute jog to wrap up our hike. (I'm not above running from things that frighten me. I'm not. I have no shame about this.)
But then, in what may be some karmic swing, as we were driving away from the trail-head we saw a fox. It trotted across the road about 30 yards in front of us, and then stopped about 10 yards deep in the woods and stared at us as we stared back.
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A Trip to Goldsboro |
Last weekend we finally made it down to visit my sister, Beth, and her family at Seymour Johnson Air Force Base in Goldsboro, NC. That's were a lot of F-15 jets hang out when they're not roaming around raising a ruckus. As near as I can understand (and believe me, I'm a slow learner) my brother-in-law, Adam, spends his days calibrating/testing/fixing the machines and tools that will either work on the jets, or work on other machines and tools that work on the jets.
I think.
Anyway, the kids were just recovering from a stomach virus known locally by the delicate name, "The Crud." So were my Beth and Adam, for that matter. But they were kind enough to host us anyway, and we had a blast.
I spent a lot of time setting up dominoes so the kids could knock them down, and building a tower so they could knock it down. Then we went outside where Zach displayed his prowess with the garden hose and Zoe whupped me at soccer, outscoring me by at least 25 goals. (She's also a dynamo at T-ball.)
We spent a lot of time reading books too.
On the adult side of things we took a tour of the base, saw where my brother-in-law works, ate some steak, and taught Nicole how to play Euchre.
All in all, it pretty awesome weekend.
(Beth, thanks for letting us visit!)
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A Visit To Great Falls |
They're great. They're falls. That's about the size of it.
The most interesting thing about Great Falls, which is right outside DC, is that George Washington presided over the building the canal. It was kind of a 'tweener job for him. Post Revolutionary war. Pre Presidency.
More here.
One other interesting thing about that day. Right as we were about to leave, all kinds of firetrucks showed up. The fireman jogged down to the water and jumped into a little rubber boat and started zooming all over the place. Then a helicopter showed up and started making a series of low passes over the water.
Apparently they have a lot of drownings around there.
I looked in the paper and didn't see reports of a drowning or anything, so maybe it was just a drill?
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Eric and Rocky, Redux |
There is one slightly Twilight Zone aspect to our house.
From the beginning....
When I was a wee lad, I LOVED dogs. I counted our dogs among my best friends and - since I spent most of my time working outside on our farm - they were my constant companions. They were by my side as I fed the cows, worked in the fields, rode my fourwheeler all over tarnation...
One of my first dogs was a German Shepard, whom I named Rocky.
(A note here on pet names: As a child, I had a tendency to think out of the box when it came to names. My first cat I named Christmas Tree, because he was completely black, just like it's really dark out all the time around Christmastime, which is when the Christmas trees are lit. Such was my logic as a four-year-old. My second cat was named Jeff The Wildcat, in honor of my cousin, Jeff, who played football for a team who's mascot was a wildcat.)
Rocky was awesome. He looked really tough, had a fierce bark, and scared the bejesus out of the Jehovah’s Witnesses who dropped by every 6 months or so. He was also really sweet, clearly preferring to lick strangers rather than bite them.
Alas, he also had a unquenchable desire to chase cars. And one Christmas eve, when I was 10ish, he finally caught one. May he rest in peace.
Boy, was THAT a crappy Christmas.
Contributing to the emotional load was the fact that my parents had purchased one big gift for me that year... a stuffed dog that looked almost exactly like Rocky. Their idea, and it was brilliant, was to give me a way to have Rocky inside the house even though the real Rocky wasn't allowed inside.
Mom and Dad, of course, were in a complete bind. They didn't have time to find another gift for me. So their options were to a) not give the stuffed dog to me and somehow explain to me why they didn't get me any presents or b) give the dog to me and hope that I didn't have a complete emotional meltdown.
They gave it to me.
And that day it was both terrible and horrible to have this immediate reminder of my best friend who was now dead. But over the coming months most of the terribleness dropped away, and I grew to love that stuffed dog.
I still have him today and I fully intend to pass him on to my kids.
OK, so here's the Twilight Zone part of our new house:
Our downstairs neighbor is named Eric.
He has a dog.
That dog is named Rocky.
How weird is that? Of course, in terms of appearance, our Rocky's couldn't possibly be more different. But this Rocky is a sweet little dog too, and is quickly becoming on of our favorite guests.
And, yes, his tongue almost always hangs out the side like that.
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You'll Know Where You Are |
For about a million different reasons, this is my favorite picture of all time.
More like it here at Fogonazos, which is great blog. (Note: it's a bilingual site. So if you can't talk the Spanish, look for links to the English language version.)
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Tom and Jane |
Two of my best friends, Tom and Jane, came to visit around the 4th of July.
We hadn't moved in to our new place yet, so they were stuck sleeping on a mattress on the floor of our old basement apartment. (Sorry guys. You can return the favor in September.)
It was bloody hot out, so after one sun-filled afternoon listening to Jazz on the mall, we decided to focus on cooler activities, like visiting the monuments at night. Even then, it was STILL in the upper 80's when we wrapped up our trip to the WWII Memorial and the Lincoln Memorial... and that was darn near midnight.
Despite the heat, visiting the monuments at night was definitely worth it. It's on my Favorite Things In DC list.
(Click the images to see a larger version.)
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Settling In |
For all of you who have been calling for more updates, I say this:
Quit.
Your.
Belly-aching.
I serve at the pleasure of the president.
I am the decider.
I am not a crook.
Lockbox.
Etcetera.
As is my wont, here comes this month's slew of posts.
We start with some much-coveted photos of our newly settled apartment.
...but it weighs about 5 gatrillion pounds. I almost killed the both of us while hanging it.
It's not the most glamorous place in the city, but it sure is nice to have this place to sit in the evenings.